Valentines Jokes 2020 – Hilarious Jokes List for Everyone on Valentines

Everyone loves to laugh, so why not sending some funniest valentines jokes to your friends, family and your loved ones and make them laugh on this Valentine’s Day.

We all want to see our special persons in our life to be happy and healthy, so we all should find some ways to make them happy and give them a beautiful laugh and make their day fun.

On these valentines, we have to make anyone we love and care laugh and give them a big smile on their faces. It’s beautiful to see your favorite ones to feel happy on this day of love.

Valentines Jokes 2020

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There are many ways by which you can easily make them smile and turn the day into something amazing and beautiful thing. Here we have some jokes about every kind of person in your life.

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This all will help you in making them laugh and smile. So check out all of them from the given list below:

Valentines Jokes for Kids 2020

  • What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
    ANS. Forget-me-nuts
  • What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
    ANS. Hogs and kisses

Valentines Jokes for Seniors 2020

  • Will: Why do oars fall in love?
    Eric: Why?
    Will: Because they’re row-mantic.
  • I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong.

Valentines Jokes and Riddles 2020

  • What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
    “You mean a great dill to me!”
  • What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
    “You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!”
  • What do you call two birds in love?
    Tweet hearts!

Valentines Jokes Dirty 2020

  • Roses are red, I have a big cat
    what’s that I smell…is it your rat???
  • Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what you are
    and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Valentines Jokes Quotes 2020

  • “If my Valentine you won’t be,
    I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”
  • “For this was sent on Valentine’s Day
    When every foul cometh there to choose his mate.”
  • “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”

Valentines Jokes for Singles 2020

  • To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day
  • I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.
  • I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.

Valentines Jokes in Hindi 2020

  • संता की बीवी – सुनिए जी, रात नींद में आप मुझे गालियाँ दे रहे थे, संता – ओ नहीं सोणिये, ये तुम्हारा वहम है, बीवी – क्या वहम है? संता- यही कि मैं नींद में था
  • पत्नी से तंग आकर पप्पू तलाक के लिए कोर्ट में गया। पप्पू ( जज साहब से )– सर मैं अपनी बीवी से खुश नहीं हूं। जज ( पप्पू की पत्नी से बोले) – आपका पति आपसे खुश क्यों नहीं…
  • जिन भाइयों के पास गर्लफ्रेंड है उनको हैप्पी वेलेंटाइन डे..!! और जिनकी नहीं है…. उनको रविदास जयंती की बहुत शुभकामनाएं

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